My friend, Chelsea, is an ooglymojangleyap!
I know! Such a shock. I didn’t expect it, either.
EDIT 2011-06-05: Apparently, she is also a poptart because she double rainbow World War One’d all the way across her bedsheets due to her playing with German-accented kniveds in a German accent.
(P.S. If you don’t understand this, it’s okay. This is what happens when you get two people who already have overactive imaginations together at 01:17.)
EDIT 2: She has now specified that she is a poptart of Oreo origin; she also says they’re yummy. Ergo, she is a cannibal.
EDIT 3: She has said, and I quote, “NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN *rainbows8”
EDIT 4: Her enemies are the “ebil hoomans” of planet Earth. She intends to stop their shenanigans with her magic poptart cat powers.
EDIT 5: She has accepted her position as caption (not captain) of the Jellypuddle Fleet of Seabaghammer Pillows, which, oddly, is only one vessel, despite being described as a fleet.
EDIT 6: Having taken her fleet to her bedroom to conquer evil bedsheets, she now holds her Major body pillow as her prize. As she laughed maniacally, she exclaimed, “RAPING AND PILLAGING FTW!” and everyone cowered in fear.
EDIT 7 2011-06-09: I have now revealed to her that I’ve posted the above online. Her response? “HOW DARE YOU, SIR! Now everybody knows my secret! I’ll have to kill them all!” So… prepare to die, guys?
The service clerks at my local post office are sweet, older ladies. You should’ve pulled your Jessica Alba look-alike trick, Ash. I mean, she has to go out without make-up on sometimes.
I love you, cuz!
Plus, it could be worse. United States Postal Service postal workers aren’t currently striking like those of Canada Post.
So I go to the post office to send off a book I sold on Amazon and when I get up to the counter, I politely greet the cashier?/clerk? (whatever that person behind the counter is) and this is how the conversation goes from there:
Me: “Hello (smile), I’d like to send this package ‘media mail.’”
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This is cool! I’ve literally been messing with this for an hour.
(via breathe-with-no-air)
(Source: lab.andre-michelle.com)
Reposted as requested.
To clear the squares, hit spacebar.lol - this is AWESOME!! :D :D
This is so much fun! I had to whip out my phone and record it….
I have Torchwood: Children of Earth on Blu-Ray and have been re-watching it, so I found this interesting.
Peter Capaldi who played John Frobisher in CoE, has been in Doctor Who - Fires of Pompeii as Lucius Caecillius Iucundus
Nicholas Briggs who played Rick Yates in CoE is the actual voice of the Daleks, Cybermen and Judoons, it was his first ever appearance on screen cause RTD thought he was a brilliant actor.
(Source: yanilavigne)
I’d forgotten about this tumblr. I’m glad I’ve rediscovered it. Hopefully, I’ll fill it with much more interesting things.
Well, I’m off to do stuff… like typing, and walking, and licking spoons, or something interesting along those lines! (It’s midnight; I can’t do much.)
This is my answer to a question posed on my Formspring:
What do you think about being naked?
This question is phrased oddly. I will answer it based on my interpretation.
I have no problem whatsoever with nudity. We’re all human. We either have the same body parts as those nude or have seen them before.
I have no qualms about being seen naked in front of others, nor do I mind seeing people naked. I would think nothing other than “there’s a person standing in front of me”. Some may think it’s gross, perhaps, when they realize their parents (or grandparents) have and have had sex. I just accept that my parents are human, sexual beings. If they walked up to me naked (or I were naked) this very second, I wouldn’t care that they were (or I was) naked, nor would I ogle (or hide), or be embarrassed. Same thing goes if I were to see an amazingly attractive woman on the street, or an wrinkly, seventy year-old guy blow drying his pubic hair at the gym (I might object for sanitation reasons in the latter case, though). The fact that he or she is nude does not matter to me. If they’re comfortable being naked around people, and others are comfortable around them, let the people be in the nude.
In this country, among many, sadly, there is an idea that nudity equals sex, and sex is bad; if people are nude together, they MUST be in a sexual relationship. Thus, it is verboten to be seen nary a stitch of fabric on you. But what if a person (or people) just enjoy being without clothes? There need not be stigma attached to nudity. You were born naked weren’t you? Now, of course, I’m not saying that flashers and peeping toms should be let off scot-free, because they intend to mentally harass and psychologically harm people. Conversely, those nude for reasons other than shock value, should not be arrested and charged with public indecency or public lewdness or corruption of a minor (in the cases of locker rooms or nudist families and the like). Equally, movies. Movies, movies, movies. Why is it okay to show a male chest in movies—but not a female breast or two? Why is it okay to show a person getting all his or her limbs hacked off one by one—-but not genitals in a shower scene? Why is it okay to show people dying agonizingly in graphic detail, but not a passionate sex scene between lovers? The answer: people think nudity is bad, bad, bad because people are often naked when having sex! Breasts, vaginas, and penises = “people will turn into sex maniacs!” What it shows: people are insecure.
The common attitude among males today (I can’t speak for women, as I have XY chromosomes) is if you look at another naked man, or are around them (even in, say, a locker room shower), you are “gay”. How does that make any sense? If anything, one would think that guys would be more comfortable nude around those of the same sex because 1. you’d have the same parts and 2. you could relate more in conversation (whether it be about sports, dating, your fondness of crème brûlée, or personal issues). But no, it’s “OMG A PENIS! LOOK AWAY! *NERVOUS GIGGLE*” I think to myself, “Dude, are you serious? You have a penis, too. Oh, and a scrotum. And testicles. Do you think you’re gay every time you use a urinal because you might see your penis or another’s? No. Are you afraid someone will see your shortcomings?” Immaturity shines through. Odds are that about 3,000,000,000 people on this planet have the same body parts as you do (yes, including genitals), with minor variations in color, size, or visual “appeal”, so why get all flustered when you see them? You don’t hide in a bathroom stall because people might see your arms or your fingernails, right?
The bottom line is that people shouldn’t be ashamed of their bodies. Mine’s not perfect, but I’m comfortable with it, in any state of dress or undress. Accept and ENJOY who you are, and get over this “What if they see me naked? They will all judge me!/What if I have a smaller [penis, boobs, other random body part here] than they do? They will all laugh!/But, I’m so ugly!/They’re more (beautiful, muscular, etc.) than I am!” mentality, and EMBRACE the person YOU are.
tl;dr Wake up, people! Guys have penises, and ladies have vaginas, but nudity ≠ sex, and I’m comfortable being nude and being around nude people regardless of gender.
My thoughts on Steve Anderson, the pastor that wants Obama to die.
Click here for an additional video (Obama-hating PASTOR; death threats against Obama). Even the conservative Fox News reports on this!
(Notice: It gets a bit rant-y towards the end, but I honestly cannot change my feelings about this, and that’s what I spilled out onto this page—my feelings.)
A Tempe, Arizona pastor, Steve Anderson, wants President Obama to die. Yes, a man who is vehemently opposed to the killing of unborn babies wants a grown man to die “of natural causes.” [yeah, right] Anderson hates him, not his policies, him. A supposed “man of God” wants a man to die—and is preaching his hate at a church. What the?
I don’t care if you don’t agree with Obama’s policies, that’s your view (and I respect that, even if I don’t necessarily agree with it), but you do not wish for anyone to die of brain cancer like Senator Ted Kennedy, to “melt like a snail”; he wants Obama’s children to grow up fatherless and Michelle to be a widow. How could any “righteous” person wish this? Much less a man of the cloth. It’s common human decency. He makes anyone who doesn’t support Obama’s views and/or those who have a religion look despicable. Now the psychotic wackos will feel justified in their retaliatory actions, whatever they might be.
If someone said they wanted this disgusting pastor to drown in holy water and the blood of all the women whose doctors refused the abortion they needed to survive on their moral grounds despite the wishes of the mother, people would be definitely be outraged; his gun-toting congregation would, without a doubt, be up in arms. What makes this guy any different from the next idiot who threatens anyone? Oh, “but he’s a pastor?” I don’t know about you, but I think a pastor/priest/religious leader should be a positive role model—one who aspires to be more like God in an effort to improve themselves and the world, not one who encourages and incites bigotry and rage.
My God is a god of peace, acceptance, and love; Anderson’s is apparently a god of hatred and ignorance.
I agree with most, if not all, of President Obama’s policies (except that I believe the entire country should legalize gay marriage). Should fear for my life, too?
According to Facebook, I:
- wear nothing to bed
- Why bother with clothing, sleeping in the buff is cool and easy, so go ahead and strip down
- am a sofa bed
- Just like the sofa bed you are alway there when needed and very practical
- am going to die at the age of 67 of sexual exhaustion
- am quite romantic
- You are quite romantic. You know how to turn on the charm and do so quite a bit. You are a good catch for someone looking for romance with a down to earth edge.
- am a puppy
- You are a very sweet-natured, happy person. You never care about what anyone looks like, only what they’re like on the inside. Watch out, though, because some people might try to take advantage of your happy nature.
- am Dr Pepper
- Dr. Pepper, the doctor. You are super smart and people know you for your intelligence. You are going to have a super good college education and have a really good futur…e career such as a doctor, scientist, or lawyer. You will be rich later in life and die old. Your pretty popular but you have your own strange moments.
- have the personality of a person from the 1930s
- You are strong and determined and have what it takes to get through life’s storms. You are very helpful to those around you— be it your friends, your …family, or even a neighbor in need. You are a great leader and strong-willed person, and take challenges as a way to better yourself…But you also have a deep sense of warmth and nurturing for those you care about. You are well-rounded and tough because you have to be. You aren’t a “diva” but rather a humble person with admirable character. With more hard-working, quality like you, this world would be a much better place. By being able to turn a little into a lot, you know how to make life enjoyable even if it’s just through the little things.
I enjoy taking Facebook quizzes.
- The following conversation took place a couple months ago, before school started.
- Sophie, my sister: You want a corner of my cookie?
- Cecilia, my stepmom: Baby, it's a circle.
- Still cracks me up every time I remember it...
