My friend, Chelsea, is an ooglymojangleyap!
I know! Such a shock. I didn’t expect it, either.
EDIT 2011-06-05: Apparently, she is also a poptart because she double rainbow World War One’d all the way across her bedsheets due to her playing with German-accented kniveds in a German accent.
(P.S. If you don’t understand this, it’s okay. This is what happens when you get two people who already have overactive imaginations together at 01:17.)
EDIT 2: She has now specified that she is a poptart of Oreo origin; she also says they’re yummy. Ergo, she is a cannibal.
EDIT 3: She has said, and I quote, “NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN *rainbows8”
EDIT 4: Her enemies are the “ebil hoomans” of planet Earth. She intends to stop their shenanigans with her magic poptart cat powers.
EDIT 5: She has accepted her position as caption (not captain) of the Jellypuddle Fleet of Seabaghammer Pillows, which, oddly, is only one vessel, despite being described as a fleet.
EDIT 6: Having taken her fleet to her bedroom to conquer evil bedsheets, she now holds her Major body pillow as her prize. As she laughed maniacally, she exclaimed, “RAPING AND PILLAGING FTW!” and everyone cowered in fear.
EDIT 7 2011-06-09: I have now revealed to her that I’ve posted the above online. Her response? “HOW DARE YOU, SIR! Now everybody knows my secret! I’ll have to kill them all!” So… prepare to die, guys?
